captainmurrca:

cathyupan:

toodledoot:

sabrielandorangejuice:

john-riddell-big-game-hunter:

i-like-past-you:

thefourteenthdoctor:

thefourteenthdoctor:

thefourteenthdoctor:

• Fluffy chicken
• Harlem Shake
• American man [weird event]
• Using Google searches to replace lines of songs

• Bee Movie
• Patrick

• The colour of the sky
• Okay Cool

•  Tumblr was down for 3 hours

• ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

Mishapocalypse

• Hannibal

•Bitch I might be
•Swiggity swag
•Do he got a booty? He doooooooo

Peter Pan

I have a new theory

nudityandnerdery:

David Wenham is the anti-Sean Bean.

Your dad sends you off in a hopeless battle against an overwhelming number of orcs?

Don’t die.

Hugh Jackman drags you along to fight vampires in Transylvania?

Don’t die.

Join a suicide mission to stop the Persian army for Sparta?

Don’t die.

I”m not sure that guy can be killed.

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

mesopsyclone:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

by the gods..

when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.